What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

Do you know what she said mum?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What! how could you do that?

So who has worn a cock cage. One of my guy FWBs put one on me last Sunday and left with the keys? I was very nervous at first but have calmed down. Told me he'll unlock it tomorrow.. Let me know.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

When an Air India flight crashed into a medical campus, surviving doctors rushed to save lives - Politico

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What do you mean son?

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

True - how I loved my mum!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.